Timeline of the h3ll known as 3.0.2

-Realms down for extra long- lasts until 2pm PDT

-Some realms begin to come up, but neither of the ones I have characters on- 2-3 PDT

-People get p!ssed off-2pm to unknown time PDT

-Realms begin to go back offline- 3-4:15 PDT

-Almost all realms are offline- 4:15 PDT

-People get p!ssed off- 3pm to unkown time PDT

-Blizzard discovers problem (view at top) with retrieving character list (as if I haven't known there was a problem since 2pm PDT after trying to roll a level 1 alt on a random realm)- 3:15 PDT


-People get p!ssed off- 3:15pm to unkown time PDT

-People begin to worry realms may be offline all night- 4pm PDT

-People get p!ssed off- 4pm to unkown time PDT

-Realms begin to come back online- 4:18 PDT

-Hope returns- 4:19 PDT

-Both Earthen Ring and Gilneas remain to not only be offline, but also not even on the realm list- 4:20 PDT

-I begin to worry- 4:20 PDT

-I notice that rolling an alt on a random server still does not work due to an issues with retrieving the character list- 4:21 PDT

-People get p!ssed off- 4:21 to unknown time PDT

-Blizzard fails to provide an update on time- 4:30 PDT (I give them five more minutes then I start complaining)

-I give them 8 minutes on accident while updating blog

-They release new statement (second image)- between 4:30 and 4:38 PDT (due to my lack of attention the exact time is not known)

-I attempt to get on one of my previously-made level 1 alts but discover that there is still a problem retrieving character list- 4:45 PDT (Blizzard hates me- they won't fix the character list problem for me or bring either of my realms online)

-I make a completely new level 1alt- 4:47 PDT

-This alt finally works- 4:48 PDT

-Neither of my realms work yet-5:08 PDT

-I begin to /worry and /twiddle (newly added in 3.0.2, it says %s twiddles his thumbs)- 8:09 PDT

-Earthen Ring comes up /cheer- 5:10 PDT

-Problem retrieving character list on Earthen Ring /cry /sob-5:10 PDT

-Character list retrieved /cheer-5:16 PDT

-Loading Screen at full bar but will not let me into the game /sob (I was so excited!!!)-5:20 PDT

-Loading Screen problem persists- 5:22 PDT

-I get p!ssed off- 5:22 to unknown time PDT

-Character Retrieval continues to take FOREVER- 8:22 to unknown time PDT

-I get p!ssed off- 5:22 to unknown time PDT

-I listen to BGM on WoW- 1pm to unknown time PDT

-One last attempt to get online- 5:33 PDT

-Fail-5:34 PDT

-I finally get to use my Things to Do list- NOT SOON ENOUGH (At earliest, tomorrow)

-Timeline gets too long for my computer to handle, crashing it (and my computer is pretty d@mn new)-SOON